Last night the kids were up watching figure skating when the new 50 Shades movie trailer came on. I stood there astonished as the words “50 Shades” flashed on the screen of an otherwise innocuous-looking trailer, but since it started out clean I hoped they’d manage to skip the BDSM visuals and leave the kids in the dark about what the movie was really about. Nope. No such luck. Nice. Good ol’ family viewing.