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Long ago and far away, in the Land of Wonder, a wealthy and infamous man named Jeffrey disappeared down the Federal Rabbit Hole.
Now, back in those days, the Federal Rabbit Hole was known to have temporally swallowed other, less-prominent citizens of the Realm.
Jeffrey - Man - Norman - Shoe - Hsu
Before Jeffrey, a Chinese man named Norman the Shoe (Hsu), who had shared his donated wealth with several members of the Donkey Clan, went down the Federal Rabbit Hole (for short, FRH). It happened soon after he was found in the fetal position on a train traveling toward the Windy City, home to a large Chinatown. Once captured, Shoe was locked away in The Federal Tower. Very little was heard from the Shoe again.
It’s suggested that Danny Donkey—whose sister is a commentator for CNN—is preparing to testify against much bigger Donkeys in both the Windy City and, perhaps, in the Land of Lincoln government.
FRD - Wonder - Land
So, disappearing down the FRD was not unknown in Wonder Land. But neither was it all that common.
To continue Jeffrey’s saga: He was reputed to have great wealth, albeit of unclear origin. His properties included a fabulous retreat center on Little Saint James Island in the U.S. Virgin Islands. Not a particularly apt title for the setting of Jeffrey’s island. Some in the Realm called it the “Island of Sin,” some “Pedophile Island,” and others “Orgy Island.”
Retreat - Center - Persons - Land - Wonder
Whatever it was called, it was widely known, and enjoyed, as a retreat center by prominent persons from the Land of Wonder as well as from other Realms; e.g., British Prince Andrew, Duke of York; Sir William Clinton, former King of America; former leading Donkey Clan Senator George Mitchell, famous Donkey Legal Wizard, Alan of Dershowitz, who, although not a professional comedian, claimed to only go to the Island Retreat for a massage saying “I kept my underwear on...
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