Made In Chelsea: Maeva and James devastate Miles

Mail Online | 6/10/2019 | Andrew Bullock For Mailonline
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Over a game of darts in a pub (how common) Miles, Eliza, Amelia and Freddie are pretending that whoever loses buys the drinks (when we all know that it goes on E4's tab).

Amelia is asked what the devil she got up to after the tea party last week when she and Hugo scattered off upstairs like a couple of randy teens at the pool party of their parents' mutual friends Tim and Gina.

Kiss - Amelia - Bullseye - Hugo - Dart

Apparently they had a little kiss and then Amelia scored a bullseye with Hugo's dart.

Conveniently, there just happens to be a Never Fully Dressed pop-up in the middle of Chelsea where Habbs and Melissa - two of their ambassadors - are trying on linen skirts and saying things like 'oh lovely, that's so summer'.

Liv - Stuff - Insist - Rendition - Dress

Liv is there, insisting she can't wear stuff like that. 'Yes you can!' the other two insist, before breaking into a rendition of Dress You Up by Madonna.

(That doesn't actually happen but you truly expect it to).

James - Maeva - Miles - Rug - Nothing

James and Maeva have kissed and they don't know what to do about it because it will obviously upset Miles. Yes, they could sweep it under the rug like nothing ever happened and swear in blood never to tell a soul, but where would the fun in that be?

Mytton has arranged for some of them to go to a manor house with a built-in chapel in it, in case anyone wants to drink the Holy water of Christ between shooting foxes and bathing in Dom Pérignon.

Mark - Francis - Oscar - Wilde - House

Mark Francis has bought Oscar Wilde's house (of course) and wants to fill it with armitage, malakite and guilding (of course) so he invites Rosi to accompany him to a guilding class (yes, they exist) and Maeva pops along, deciding this is the perfect activity to partake in while telling her that she...
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