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A fed-up couple have declared their home a Brexit-free kingdom called 'EU-phoria' where similarly 'lost and bemused' friends can take shelter from debates.
June Fendick and Alex Foreman have launched their own micronation in a bid to 'spread happiness in spite of the circumstances'.
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The pair have set up their new state inside June's house in Torquay, Devon, but said they were willing to expand should like-minded 'gentlefolk' join their cause.
In a tongue-in-cheek mission statement, the couple declared that June would serve as commander-in-chief as well as head gardener.
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Meanwhile, her partner Alex would hold the joint roles of secretary of state and catering manager.
The micronation's declaration of independence read: 'Due to the politicians who are involved with Brexit talks having trouble even deciding when to have lunch, we are forming a new independent state.
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'This will encompass the "Lost", "Bemused", "Bewildered" and "Generally had enough of it" gentlefolk who would rather just bypass Brexit and get on with it.
'Our aim is a Brexit-free zone in the State of EU-phoria. Our purpose is to spread happiness in spite of the circumstances outside of our domain.'
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An official state opening event is already in the works, with the couple holding a flag-raising ceremony this week.
They said: 'Our state flag is from Venice and this will be hung upside down to avoid copyright issues.
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'We have adopted this flag because the commander-in-chief thinks it is pretty.
'The state anthem will be the Italian anthem played backwards, again to avoid copyright issues. It also complements the flag, and we both like it.'
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June and Alex go further on the drinks front when they say: 'We will demand that the Government remove all taxes placed on alcohol for usage within the new state, as it is now required for...
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