Vitamin Water gets massive publicity for new flavor: Utter BS

www.theregister.co.uk | 12/14/2018 | Staff
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It's your lucky day: sugary soft drink maker Vitamin Water has said it will give you $100,000 if you are able to give up your smartphone for a year.

That's right, in a country of 328 million people where the average wage is around $50,000, a company that sells sugar drinks has decided to do what generations of lawmakers have failed to achieve: Create an entirely private-funded social security net for the nation.

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A remarkable 94.6 per cent of Americans earn less than $100,000 per annum. So assuming people make the obvious choice and take the money, the cost of the program will be $3 trillion – which, unfortunately, is much larger that the annual revenue of its parent company, Coca-Cola.

In fact, if...
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