PIERS MORGAN: Thank God nobody wants to keep up with greedy, dumb, nudity-loving Kardashians anymore

Mail Online | 12/13/2018 | Piers Morgan for MailOnline
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RIP The Kardashians.

It is with great lack of even a molecule of sadness that I have to report the demise of the world’s most vacuous, grasping, sleazy, stupid and annoying family.

Ratings - Season - Finale - Kardashians - Sunday

Ratings for the season finale of Keeping Up With The Kardashians on Sunday night crashed to just 851,000 viewers.

That’s a staggering 37% fall from the 1.3 million who watched the premiere episode in August.


This wasn’t just any season either.

The family pulled out all the headline-grabbing self-intrusion stops to try to drive up interest including the birth of two babies, Kanye West’s slavery controversy, Khloe's boyfriend cheating on her days before the birth of her child, and Kim meeting President Trump to seek a pardon for Alice Marie Johnson.


Yet it seems nobody cared, about any of it.

And to cement the ladies’ humiliation, the Real Housewives of Orange County, which pulled in 1.7 million viewers, thrashed them.

Fact - Kardashians - TV - Shows - America

In fact, the Kardashians finished last among all TV shows aired nationally in America at 9pm on Sunday.

After 11 long, tortuous years, it appears America’s finally grown sick and tired of watching this tiresome freak-show.

Beginning - End - Kardashian - Brand

And that surely spells the long overdue beginning of the end for the Kardashian brand too?

God I hope so.

Kardashians - Everything - Life

The Kardashians have grown to represent everything that’s wrong about modern life.

They’re a bunch of spoiled whiny brats who preach one relentlessly depressing message: that you can succeed in life by being completely and utterly devoid of any talent other than stripping naked and shameless self-promotion.

Week - Week - TV - Show - Brain

And week after week on their unutterably tedious TV show they prove they don’t have a single intellectual brain cell between them.

Well, yes, Mr Bond.


And how did they get to this extraordinary, exulted place?

That’s a much simpler question to answer.


Yet, let’s…because it’s the truth.

The Kardashians have become a billion dollar brand because Kim made a sex tape.

Without it, they...
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